Lyrics to the Ink Jet Blues

Written & performed by Alan Mills of GEW

I woke up this morning
Had the ink jet blues
I woke up this morning
All I had was bad news
Had a problem with my ink
Yeah it wasn't drying
Well I felt so bad
I almost started crying

I got the ink jet blues
And I don't know what to do

I woke up this morning
To see what I could get
I asked IMI
They said you'd better try ink jet
So I went to the conference
I spoke to Spectra & Xaar
Cause when it comes down to it
These boys are going far

I got the ink jet blues
And I don't know what to do

Went to Amsterdam
To change my luck
Went into Amsterdam
What I needed was a ....good UV lamp
So I went window shopping
To see what I could get
I saw many nice things
But I haven't decided yet

I got the ink jet blues
And I don't know what to do

I went into a cafe
To have a cigarette
The guy behind the bar
Said you haven't tried this one yet
So I had a little smoke
For some reason I felt much better
All of a sudden my ink jet problems
Well, hey man they felt much better

I got the ink jet blues
And I don't know what to do

Talk to GEW yeahhhhhhh.....